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20 Good Roasts to Comeback on Your Haters or Insult your Best Friends

Giving the Kickass Reply or a Good Roasts is the most suitable option to come back on your enemies and most importantly, insulting your best friends. Doesn’t matter you’re rich, poor, celebrity or a politician, everyone wants to be a pro if it comes to roasting your friends. 

Unfortunately, If you are fed up with your fellows, fear not. We make a list of smart-ass insults that can be used as rapid-fire if you are indulging in such situations. These blisteringly devastating barbs and burns are enough to shut the mouth of your enemies/friends. Though we all love our friends, but it’s always fun to roast them frequently.

Roasts are the best way Insult someone without using some harsh words or language. In office or may be in party if someone continuously annoying you just use these Roasts phrases to mock them up.

Here are some Best roasts we found on the internet and put together so that next time you come back with a nice insulting reply:

1. Aha! I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

2. Some day you’ll go far.. and i hope you stay there.

3. I’d agree with you but then We’d both be wrong.

4. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

5. If i has a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

6. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

7. The only women to tell you she loves you, is your mom

8. You’re so ugly your portraits hangs themselves.

9. You were the sperm that won?

10. Your face could scare the shit out of a toilet!

11. Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

12. You’re the reason, the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

13. You do realize gargling semen won’t cure a cold right?

14. If laughter has the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

15. You must have been born on a Highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.

16. Mirror can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.

17. Hey, you have something on your chin.. no, the 3rd one down.

18. You’re as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.

19. Anyone willing to fuck you is just too lazy to masturbate.

20. God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

So, why waiting Keep your best roast ready with a swag Wala Comeback!! Keep Insulting your buddies.

Mayankjohri

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