20 Best Mirzapur Dialogues of Munna, Guddu & Kaleen Bhaiya Worth Recall in 2021

Mirzapur, one of the best Indian Web Series has broken the record in cult following. People especially the young generation are die-hard fans of Mirzapur dialogues. The first season of the Mirzapur web series release on Amazon Prime Video in 2018 and the second one in 2020. The show is full of the story of drugs, guns, illicit trade, gang war and anarchy in Mirzapur, Uttar Pradesh.

The star cast of the web series Pankaj Tripathy as Kaleen Bhaiyya, Divyendu Sharma as Munna Bhaiya and Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit nailed both seasons with their performance. The story is bold, suspenseful, powerful and words scripted really well. Mirzapur’s dialogues are full of Badassery and Roasts.

These 20 best Mirzapur dialogues from Munna Bhaiyya, Guddu Pandit and Kaleen Bhaiya never get old:

Dialogues From Mirzapur Season 1

1. “Mata ji yahan hai, Behen yahan hai, Maa-Behen ek karne mein aasani hogi.” – Munna Bhaiyya
2. “Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
3. “Suru majboori mein kiye the….. Ab maza aa raha hai.” – Guddu Pandit
4. “Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!” – Guddu Pandit
5. “Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
6. “Ch***ya hain tumhara ladka.“ “Ch***ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
7. “Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai.” – Bablu Pandit
8. “Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!” – Munna Bhaiyya
9. “Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain.” – Guddu Pandit
10. “Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein dosti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na.” – Guddu Pandit

Dialogues From Mirzapur Season 2

1. Vayapaar jab bhi karo, toh jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi
2. Aurat chahe Chambal ki ho ya Purvanchal ki, jab gun uthaayi hai to iska matlab hai ki dikkat mein hai
3. Saati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na ki power hamesha hum Brahamano ke haath mein rahe
4. Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare, badi na sahi choti karegi…
5. Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain
6. Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye toh qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, Raja aur Rajkumar toh zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye
7. Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho…
8. Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai
9. Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare U.P ki shadi mein goli chalti hai…
10. Bh****ke, Amar hain hum, Chutiye nahi…

Do let us know which one is your favorite Mirzapur Dialogue.